by moosethegoose June 9, 2006
Get the Rim Clownmug. A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.
I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.
That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.
That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.
by SDkid May 15, 2008
Get the douche clownmug. Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
by Fast ED March 19, 2012
Get the Slapping The Clownmug. Verb: In the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally butterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the butterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. Similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.
Dude1: "Bro, I would've never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn't been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me"
Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."
Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."
by transhaus November 13, 2011
Get the Rodeo Clowningmug. 
When you are on a date with someone you want to fuck, the first line you say is" i'm afraid of clowns, and i want to stick my dick in every orifice of your body". If she get's up and leaves, you know where you stand, if she remains, she's game. abbreviated to i'm afraid of clowns.
by Cerlz January 28, 2013
Get the Afraid of clownsmug. a synonym for McDonald's Restaurants.
Named in honor of their famous mascot, Ronald McDonald, who in fact is, a dirty clown.
Named in honor of their famous mascot, Ronald McDonald, who in fact is, a dirty clown.
We all wanted to go to KOD for the 2 fer 1 but Mental insisted that we hit up The Dirty Clown for the Filet O Fish deal, so we went there instead and drove some food into us.
by John H. Ringo January 2, 2009
Get the The Dirty Clownmug.