california kelp forest

When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.

I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™

by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018

Gas Prices in California

$6 a gallon

Person 1: What are the gas prices in California?
Person 2: High
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: IDK

by ihavenohandle10 April 23, 2022

shea does California

A euphoric film with clips of Shea's sexual extraganza throughout California. Citings include "rollin' to da haze" and anal lingus.

Shea does California is the best pornograpahic film since Debbie did Dallas.

by Debbie Dallas April 22, 2007

California Wildfire

When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.

I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass

by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

California King Bed

A song of Rihanna referring to long distance relationships.

In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king

by Vasly June 4, 2011

hotel california relationship

A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."

My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"

How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.

by Johnny B Camaro October 7, 2005

California Car Pool

- travelling in a group but each having your own car, rolling in a entourage

Watch the greatest movie ever, Swingers (with Vince Vaughn), for a beautiful example of a good ol' fashioned California Car Pool. The 5 of them roll to parites in a big line of cars. Watch this movie it bomb

by K.e. v . i.n January 21, 2008