Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.

Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"

by MegaGabe September 28, 2013

Derby bro

Similar to a derby wife, but with men. Usually.

He's not my derby wife! Stop calling him my wife! He's my derby bro!

by roxyhorror December 8, 2010

skatt bros

The best band ever. They are more macho then the village people and more versatile than Elton John. If you like mustaches, Cowboys, and prolapsed anuses then you like the skatt bros

I was listening to the skatt bros while I did some some squats and I totally got wood

by sailoandlula January 15, 2014

Bro deserves it

Bro deserves, it has two meanings. the first meaning is literally what is says "Bro deserves it" so it means that someone deserves it. the other meaning is the complete opposite, so if there is something that is very annoying or pathetic for someone.

example 1: There was someone bullying my friend, so I gave him a taste of his own medicine, Bro deserves it.
example 2: I accidently cracked my phone screen this morning, Bro deserves it

by Jargang soldier November 24, 2022

bro door

a barrier of privacy that a close friend will provide at a time when there is no bathroom door available. typically needed at shitty rundown bars where bathrooms and stalls lack anything close to a functioning door

"hey i need to fucking shit but there's no door on the stall, give me a bro door!"

"andy just took a fat shit and his bro door almost passed out from it."

by chadbrochill44 May 1, 2010

deja bro

The experience of inexplicable familiarity felt when seeing a bro in a social setting (e.g. a party). This familiarity is often inexplicable due to excessive consumption of alcohol by both parties. But following a conversation between the two bros and some hard thinking, it is usually surmised that they met in class, saw each other on campus, or ran into each other in some other random setting. This often leads to good-natured conversation about their limited commonality over drinks.

Bro #1: "Bro, I've got total deja bro right now? Where have I seen you before?"

Bro #2: "Yeah same, dawg. Did we have a finance class together or something?"

Bro #1: "Yeah! Now I remember, I was mad hungover when you did some dumb ass presentation or something!"

Bro #2: "Tight, bro! That makes two of us!"

(they high five, cheers their cans of Natty Ice, and chug)

by PTouch August 24, 2010

Floppin Bro

When the adjective floppin is used to describe bro it refers to him having a large penis that he enjoys to flop out of his pants. This is done to make those around him uncomfortable and to show he has a much larger penis than you.

Dude if I see that Floppin Bro's dick one more time I'm going to kick his ass.

by Monster D September 11, 2009