Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019

Mask Boner

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.

Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.

by 10 Am April 26, 2021

maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018

House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.

"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"

by minimoses2014 October 23, 2013

boner bump

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.

Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.

by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018

friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together

The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.

by Edumacatin' Y'all November 8, 2015