bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

by Rick Y December 9, 2008

Felch bottom boat

when a guy ejaculates into a girls ass, then the chick poops out the sperm onto a peice of shrink wrap over the guys face

Dude, sandy and i just did the felch bottom boat. i highly reccomend it

by Fisticuffs77 January 21, 2008

truck-boat-truck

A boat sandwiched between two trucks. As seen on the TV show "Squidbillies", driven by Early Cuyler.

"Wouldn't them fine-ass speakers sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my truck-boat-truck

by resist the flying lasers March 4, 2010

glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

ukrainian boat ride

being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.

see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.

by piggysmacks August 25, 2009

Filipino Shrimp Boat

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009

Kentucky Gravy Boat

Cumming onto a woman's double chin while she is laying down so she can then drink said load straight from her second chin.

As soon as Chuck spotted a fatty at the bar he knew she would be down for a Kentucky Gravy Boat.

by More2Come March 8, 2011