Prarie Blumpkin

Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head

I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.

by AK guy's yolk throat December 7, 2024

Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.

Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.

by Dinglebear April 30, 2022

Busy Blumpkin

Pissing and shitting while receiving a blumpkin.

“Yo, last night this bitch gave me a busy blumpkin.”

by fallout4luvr May 18, 2025

Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.

by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025

good old blumpkin

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.

After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.

by rebel ase November 7, 2012

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)

“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”

by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020