Derby Balls

An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.

My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.

I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

pukey balls

when a girl who is drunk pukes on your balls while giving felatio.

dude, this chick totally gave me the pukey balls last night! I didnt even see it coming!

by darealpukeyballs April 28, 2014

ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.

Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.

by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017

Ball Gruff

Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.

Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.

Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly

Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.

by Jarl Balgruff December 31, 2011

muffin balls

Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.

Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?

Yeah man they were delicious!

by speens November 7, 2010

gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."

Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.

by pinjer September 30, 2018

diarrhea ball

A perfectly thrown ball in bowling that results in a strike where all the pins are thrown in the air. There cannot be any slow rolling pins that nudge others down, sliding or ones that slowly lean and tip over, all pins must be completely throw in the air with explosive results.

"Mark was losing until he started throwing diarrhea balls like crazy. He ended with a turkey in the 10th."

by shoujoboy February 28, 2013