slurpee burn

The stinging sensation caused in the esophagus and back of the throat by pounding a tantalyzing Slurpee like Charlie Sheen ravages a coke blasted prostitute.

I gots me the Slurpee burn from throwing that slurpee down my throat like Elton John does a meat popsicle.

by Scrotum Child September 20, 2011

Lisa Burns

Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.

I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.

by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018

burning phoenix

When you and your loved one are about to climax and you slit your partner's neck and light them on fire and continue to climax.

Help me hide me partner's body. I performed a Burning Phoenix on her.

by Azarhyx January 13, 2016

Barney Burn

A sunburn which is so severe that it takes on a purplish tint, reminding one of the TV character Barney.

A-Dude, my face hurts so bad!

B-Wow, you really sunburned it.

A-Yeah.

B-That's a serious barney burn goin' on right there.

by Word Woman June 20, 2009

Gang-burn

The act of several people participating in a sick burn session after one unlucky bastard spouts off a whole lotta unintelligent nonsense.

"bro I just said the most retarded shit at the bar, everyone heard and totally chimed in, it was a full out gang-burn sesh!"

by El granto515 September 22, 2011

Twerk burn

The burn a female receives after a long night of twerking with inappropriate attire.
Caused by the prolonged massive friction between skin and jeans contact.

I didn't realize how bad my twerk burn was until it was stinging in the shower!

by hella_ale September 5, 2013

earn burn

When you have really bad grammar. For example, saying "light time" instead of

Guy 1: "Hey man I'm scared of the dark."

Guy 2: "You must be terrified of dark time."

Guy 1: "You mean Night time?"

Guy 2: "Whoops, guess i had a case of earn burn."

by usabaker November 27, 2018