When 2 males eat each others boogers until full and proceed to drink a lot of water with laxatives in it causing the 2 males to have to poop where they then proceed to crap in each others mouths until poop begins running out their noses

My friend Randy and I had a Brooklyn booger bubbler and all of that poop bubbled out our noses.

Brooklyn Booger bubbler by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

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Brooklyn Becky

Brooklyn Becky is the sort of guy that had no direction in his life until he joined the navy. It was there he found his true calling, being a gimp for all the older boys. They would wisper sweet nothings in his ear and take mount him like a brave Knight of the realm mounts his noble stallion. Before he left the navy they told him not he embarrassed about his time there, but he had been able to have 5 different men in 5 different orifices at the same time and is not embarrassed at all. He is the captain of my heart, o' captain, my captain.

Anyone: Who's Brooklyn Becky
Me: It's that gay sailor
Anyone: Oh that one yeah he tried to graft me
Me: Classic Brooklyn Becky

Brooklyn Becky by Professionalcheckerscoach March 21, 2026

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Brooklyn Maybe

A Brooklyn maybe is when someone tells you maybe to doing something, but the maybe always ends up being a No. There is no escaping a Brooklyn maybe, it will always be no.

I asked if we were going to watch a movie later, I got a Brooklyn maybe.

Brooklyn Maybe by Cuhhh123469 April 14, 2026

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