Blored

A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends.

Jessica- Hey.
Adrianna- What's up?
Jessica- Nothing much, just being blored.
Adrianna- Don't you have a garage to clean?
Jessica- Yeah, but I'm busy right now.
Adrianna- With what?
Jessica- Weren't you paying attention? I'm busy being blored!

by Mizz_Fit October 13, 2006

Boredest

Boredest - (bôr′de^st) \ adj. : The condition of being beyond the emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them.

2. tired of the world; bored with life.

Tony has to be the boredest person on earth, because he has nothing better to do while at work than bother me with stuff like links to the nations best fried chicken hotspots...

by Catch22s August 6, 2010

boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010

im bord

im bord means u are probly in class and srounded by people that are anoying

me-``im bord``
me-...
me-``IM BORD``!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by Izuku midorya ::>_<::◑﹏◐◑︿◐😈 March 9, 2020

Border Promotion

The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.

This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.

This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.

When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.

That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.

by Bill From VA December 12, 2008

Bohred

A person with a large forehead. Derived from 'big forehead.' Is generally a nick-name but is also used derogatively.

Invented by Jack in 2002.

"Look at that bohred over there"

"You have a massive bohred"

"You bohred"

"HEY, bohred!" (most common)

by mitch_f1 October 15, 2005

Bordash

Demon of defecation, a sentinent wingless being summoned through the act of tearing a sacrifices perineum. The act of speaking the demons name often leads to a paranormal anomaly causing streams of liquid feces to rapidly excrete from the human body. Often leading to tearing of the summoners perineum. Commonly used for fetishes or satanic wedding bindings with a host possessed by bordash itself.

*Lights go out*
Summoner 1: B..Bordash?
Summoner 2: NO! Don't Acknowledge its presence!.. Oh God its too la-
*Feces Pierces through Summoner 1's trousers*
Summoner 1: *intense pain* My Perineum!!
Summoner 2: God! Forgive u- *The sound of excrement rapidly covers his screams*
*intensity intensifies*
Bordash: *Evil high pitch tone* Boorrdashh!!

by Singleseagul May 6, 2014