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Donald Blumpkin

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Dropping a Cleveland Steamer on ones political ideology whilst receiving felatio
The Vice President just got a Donald Blumpkin from that reporter on live television!
by cmat1228 January 24, 2025
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jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.
I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!
by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025
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Blumpkin Friday

The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin
Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.
by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025
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Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.
Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.
by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025
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Rooftop Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.
by GutCassidy February 4, 2025
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Reverse Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman and is defecating at the same time(aka blumpkin). However while defecating the woman takes a hold of the fecal matter and forces it back up the anus, hence the term reverse.

In simple words, a woman is giving a blumpkin and shoves the shit back up the mans ass.
Lucas: Yo Emily, Ben said that Reverse Blumpkin lowkey hurt.

Emily: Yeah it was a surprise 😝
by Bumpkin Specialist February 8, 2025
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Explosive Blumpkin

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025
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