Blowjob day

The day you blow your man or any random dude

I’m looking forward to blowjob day!

by babetilm September 30, 2019

National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019

national blowjob day

on october 31 everyone can get a blowjob

“hey did you remind allie that it’s national blowjob day?”

by tablechair123 October 13, 2019

Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

National Blowjob Day

On April 18, a man is aloud to ask any girl for a blowjob, and she must do it. The blowjob will be kept secret by the two.

Bro, I got the best head today, since it’s National Blowjob Day

by CamBrodian May 27, 2018

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Blowjob

Used to be called "belowjob" but miscommunication occured.

"give me a below job.

blowjob underway!"

by evilisme April 5, 2017