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paint balls

The projectiles that you shoot out of a paintball gun. Some times used to tag an animal or person so that animal or person can be identified.
Paint balls are shot out of a paintball gun
by StefenVenn October 3, 2006
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Shit on my balls

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.
1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.
by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010
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eat balls

Friend: Hey BoB, make sure you feed my pet lizard while I'm gone.

Bob: Eat Balls!
by Brendingo November 9, 2007
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Cum Balls

Cum Balls is the ammunition for a sling shot.

First cum in a condom and blow it up just slightly, Tie it at the end. So its a small ball. Load sling shot and fire.
Hey Abby! Come over here so I can fire my cum balls at you!
by wouldntyoulovetoknow666 August 3, 2010
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old balls

a term describing people or things that are old, whether in a chronological sense or in theory. The connotation can be cast either good or bad light... but it's mostly bad. It's usually used to describe grumpy old people but it can also describe some events and social climates.
I had breakfast at Bob Evans, the ratio of old balls to other people there is about 12:1.
by porch punk November 27, 2011
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Droopy balls syndrome

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.
Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"
by daddyducker September 4, 2011
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