A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
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