A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019
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Carl: yeah I heard that he has already pooped on the ground.
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Get the Alex mug.A stupid bitch boi who thinks his top shit but is really gay and tries to hide it by hanging out with boys who he touches while they sleep. His favorite punishment is when we wax his pubes while he sleeps, Alex is a rare specimen from Vietnam he is pure white also well known as the Shaved Gae Albino Gorilla.
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Dude your such a alex
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