Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.

I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.

by morrigan aria November 19, 2007

Ass Yam

A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.

Also known as Ass candy.

Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!

by atomicjive November 4, 2008

Ass Dragon

A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.

One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.

by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014

arrogant ass

One whos ass is the source of their self-confidence and claims their upbringing is the source their of their "superiority"

"I am superior due to my reading of Shakespeare as a child"

"You're an arrogant ass"

by Common Critic October 28, 2013

rackin ass

When a girl perferably (hot) has a nice rack and ass all in one pack which is not very hard to find in this day and age.

Hey my nigga look at dat rackin ass on that bitch, that woe got a nice racking ass

by Realinfo December 17, 2013

Ass Yarn

Ass yarn is the action of your asshole hair twisting into a yarn like braid.

"Dude, your hat looks like ass yarn!"

by assyarn February 6, 2015

Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.

I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"

by The best lmao December 19, 2016