When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
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Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.
Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.
We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.
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