Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass

Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.

by wower321322 November 16, 2023

Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad

some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words

Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed

by cayalayataya625 December 3, 2022

flat

Used by people to define a girl's ass

Damn she flat

by anowachutinkinaba December 11, 2022

Flat-Backing

To smugly turn and face the opposing direction of an intended audience while having a full fledged conversation usually when it is business critical

*Three People speaking in a triangular formation; one of them is turned with their back to the other two, while the two are in avid discussion*
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"

by BMiller58 December 24, 2022

flat

Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.

Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.

by genoacfc January 7, 2023