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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.
"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"
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Trim Train

When 2 or more people shave eachother's back in succession
Ex. Jor, trim my back while Xav trims yours. We can run a trim train.
by Bigorangeman June 10, 2017
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fucked by a train

After big bubba was finished ass ramming me, I felt like I was fucked by a train.
by Keithberns5 May 28, 2018
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Message Train

When you form a chat-like conversation over the email or resend email messages by replying again and again to the same message and you have a long train of emails or messages attached. Also known as a Email thread or Email Train. This can also occur if you are texting back and forth and have a long message train.
Wow.. look at this Message train we have going. It goes back 10 messages. or Dude! I have a message train of about 50 on my iphone!
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J Train

A train in NYC that runs from Jamaica, Queens and goes through most of Brooklyn until it reaches Downtown Manhattan Broad St

Also Shared with the Z train which goes express.

Some names of the stops are Woodhaven Boulevard, Broadway Junction, Fulton Street, Jamaica Center-Parsons/Archer Avenue.
Person 1: Yo Meet me at Broadway Junction.

Person 2: ight ima hop on the J train
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train hippy

A dirty kid who rides the train all the time, a bum kid
No, I don’t have an extra cig, get a job train hippy
by Dirtyallycat September 8, 2019
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