Joey

a white guy that built like a guitar and only eats ramen
Look theres a Joey ! *points at guitar
by nyc.org April 30, 2023
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joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016
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Joey

Someone kind hearted. He’s hard working. He’s someone loyal. He’s a best friend. He’s understanding and he can sit there and listen to you rant for hours on end. He’ll be there when you need him even when you feel like nobody’s there for you. He’s loving and kind and hilarious. He’ll make you smile with the simplest gesture. He’s protective and will always want the best for you. He gives the warmest hugs and allows you to feel safe with him. Joey is an amazing person and deserves the best of what the world can offer.
1: You look really happy !
2: I owe it to Joey.
by kinene November 21, 2021
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Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!
by Shelaced March 2, 2019
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Joey Sullivan

Joey sullivan; the noun of someone who's short and dated aria
"hey, you're a joey Sullivan!"
"No, I'm tall!"
by Markys wife May 28, 2024
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Joey

Joey is a type of girl
by jysnts June 7, 2021
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Mtb Joey

An inexperienced mountainbike park rider that wears way too much armor and blocks jumps
Mtb joey: "I'm a Joey, it's my first time here. I've got my squid lid and all my rental gear."
by _Patheticcat December 17, 2019
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