Yeah the strip club was alright, but when I got the private dance I got green cumulon all over my pants!
by Greenween December 7, 2021
Get the Green cumulonmug. A random player, i.e. a non-party member, in a game of Call of Duty.
By definition, a green douche is a medically handicapped homosexual who has severe brain damage caused by the utmost caliber of mental retardation. He cannot go 3 seconds without stuffing a cock in his mouth.
It should be noted that green douches experience a severe reaction of a rush of blood towards their genitalia upon acquiring an M203 Grenade Launcher, Energy Sword, or Sniper Rifle.
Several severe AI bug is affecting all green douches:
Upon being killed by an enemy, they are known to keep attempting a frontal assault at the enemy's last known location until the game is over or the enemy runs out of ammo. While this is most likely due to the brain damage, their AI claims this is due to "hacks" and insists the killer is also homosexual.
Another AI bug occurs when a friendly calls in a Care Package. This crashes the green douche's combat function and moves them from their position, A, to drop-location B, linearly. Green douches will walk through front lines, minefields, sentry guns, or even into bottomless pits in line segment AB to steal the friendly package.
A global AI bug occurs universally in games among green douches of any game when there is any item labeled a "sniper rifle.” Green douches will equip, team-kill, or rage quit a game until they get a sniper rifle. It is not uncommon for a herd of the entire team except you to thus be camping.
By definition, a green douche is a medically handicapped homosexual who has severe brain damage caused by the utmost caliber of mental retardation. He cannot go 3 seconds without stuffing a cock in his mouth.
It should be noted that green douches experience a severe reaction of a rush of blood towards their genitalia upon acquiring an M203 Grenade Launcher, Energy Sword, or Sniper Rifle.
Several severe AI bug is affecting all green douches:
Upon being killed by an enemy, they are known to keep attempting a frontal assault at the enemy's last known location until the game is over or the enemy runs out of ammo. While this is most likely due to the brain damage, their AI claims this is due to "hacks" and insists the killer is also homosexual.
Another AI bug occurs when a friendly calls in a Care Package. This crashes the green douche's combat function and moves them from their position, A, to drop-location B, linearly. Green douches will walk through front lines, minefields, sentry guns, or even into bottomless pits in line segment AB to steal the friendly package.
A global AI bug occurs universally in games among green douches of any game when there is any item labeled a "sniper rifle.” Green douches will equip, team-kill, or rage quit a game until they get a sniper rifle. It is not uncommon for a herd of the entire team except you to thus be camping.
That green douche has a boner of revenge, he keeps running into the sentry gun to kill the guy that knifed him. That guy now must have all his killstreaks.
The green douche just jumped off the map to steal my care package which was shot down off the map. That was the third time he jumped to his death now.
Why is the game lagging? Oh, there's a green douche on our team from Uzbekistan who has 1 red bar. He's 0 for 100 and trying to snipe with a silenced auto shotgun.
Hang on, I just received a message. It was from someone in the last game on our team. I can't understand him though, it sounded like he was gurgling sperm and I think he was trying to ask me out but I'm not interested in homosexual relationships like he is.
The green douche just jumped off the map to steal my care package which was shot down off the map. That was the third time he jumped to his death now.
Why is the game lagging? Oh, there's a green douche on our team from Uzbekistan who has 1 red bar. He's 0 for 100 and trying to snipe with a silenced auto shotgun.
Hang on, I just received a message. It was from someone in the last game on our team. I can't understand him though, it sounded like he was gurgling sperm and I think he was trying to ask me out but I'm not interested in homosexual relationships like he is.
by Sniper McSnipadin December 7, 2012
Get the Green Douchemug. by demonions September 15, 2017
Get the big greenmug. A green bowl is a bowl of marijuana that has no tobacco in it, just pure marijuana green. Many people like to mix tobacco with their marijuana, and others do not. People who prefer to smoke marijuana by itself usually refer to them as green bowls so people don't accidentally give them popper's. A popper is a bowl of marijuana and tobacco mixed. Green bowl's usually give a nice clean marijuana high, while a popper gives a nasty high that gives a huge head rush, kills your throat and makes you dizzy. Of course everyone has a right to their own opinion since many enjoy popper's but I personally prefer a nice green bowl.
Example 1:
Popper Smoker: You want a hit?
Green Bowl Smoker: Is that a popper or a green bowl?
Popper Smoker: It's a popper.
Green Bowl Smoker: No thanks, I only smoke green bowl's.
Popper Smoker: Why not?
Green Bowl Smoker: Poppers kill my throat and make me too dizzy, although the head rush is nice. But not worth it.
Popper Smoker: More for me!
Example 2:
Green Bowl Smoker: Yo dude do you have any weed I can smoke? I'm all out.
Popper Smoker: Yeah sure, open my weed case its all in there grinded up.
Green Bowl Smoker: Alright thanks man. -opens case- Wait you already grinded this stuff up with tobacco!
Popper Smoker: Is that a problem?
Green Bowl Smoker: You know I don't smoke popper's man! Now I got no weed to smoke!
Popper Smoker: That ain't my problem, just man up and smoke it!
Green Bowl Smoker: Fine. -takes hit and starts coughing like crazy and gets fucked up-
Popper Smoker: -chuckles- Ahahahaha!
Popper Smoker: You want a hit?
Green Bowl Smoker: Is that a popper or a green bowl?
Popper Smoker: It's a popper.
Green Bowl Smoker: No thanks, I only smoke green bowl's.
Popper Smoker: Why not?
Green Bowl Smoker: Poppers kill my throat and make me too dizzy, although the head rush is nice. But not worth it.
Popper Smoker: More for me!
Example 2:
Green Bowl Smoker: Yo dude do you have any weed I can smoke? I'm all out.
Popper Smoker: Yeah sure, open my weed case its all in there grinded up.
Green Bowl Smoker: Alright thanks man. -opens case- Wait you already grinded this stuff up with tobacco!
Popper Smoker: Is that a problem?
Green Bowl Smoker: You know I don't smoke popper's man! Now I got no weed to smoke!
Popper Smoker: That ain't my problem, just man up and smoke it!
Green Bowl Smoker: Fine. -takes hit and starts coughing like crazy and gets fucked up-
Popper Smoker: -chuckles- Ahahahaha!
by The Truthinator February 5, 2014
Get the green bowlmug. Someone who doesn’t get a straw at a restaurant and is happy about it because they think their saving the sea turtles. Believe themselves to be a conservationist but only care about animals nobody cares about (spotted owls, some little black speckled Eastern European butterfly, wolves, sea lions, a plant no one has ever seen... u get it).
Typically has a shifty social status, can easily transfer from hippy to lawyer to portray a constant fake sense of happiness.
Originally created in California, they’ve begun a mass migration throughout America.
There terrible opinionated, feel like the world owes them everything, somehow have money without ever working, and bring all their dumb laws with them.
If you live in a rural area, beware they are coming.
Typically has a shifty social status, can easily transfer from hippy to lawyer to portray a constant fake sense of happiness.
Originally created in California, they’ve begun a mass migration throughout America.
There terrible opinionated, feel like the world owes them everything, somehow have money without ever working, and bring all their dumb laws with them.
If you live in a rural area, beware they are coming.
by Yacolt February 22, 2021
Get the green peacermug. Well, fuck me sideways and call me Suzie! I have written a bulkasaurus dic and still I can't get any writing job in any magazine 'cept for some 'poof-reading' shit in a maghag-filled glossie called NOX! Guess green language never works for me.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the green languagemug. by Jaybwallen October 2, 2019
Get the Green neckmug.