October 22

National no balls day. Whatever your girlfriend tells you to do if she says no balls you have to do it

1: hey it's October 22nd you know what that means
2: no balls you won't go kiss her
1: only because it's October 22nd

by 242424242424242424 October 21, 2019

11 22

This date is very special, because a special person was born 27 years ago today. Her name is Kamilė. She is smart and beautiful in and out and her besty just misses her so so much everyday.

Wish for a new year: follow your heart first and think later 👀

Happy Birthday my Best Friend ❤️

Oh, it's 11 22, you know what day it is?
It's Kamilė's birthday!

by luluIloveu November 22, 2021

Catch 22

a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.

"Ado, machan, it's just as hard to get the hell out of Sri Lanka as it is to be stuck here. real catch 22 scene"

by lostlankan December 2, 2021

february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.

father: Hey so it's February 22nd, you know what that means!

Son: Oh no

by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021

22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...

"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)

by KingRed007 March 24, 2016

October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

October 22

Slap you friends day is on October 22nd! Enjoy a fun day of getting slapped

Me: Hey you know what day it is

Friends: Oh no it’s October 22nd
Me: Time to get slapped

by _ur.aunts.moms.dogs.son_ October 21, 2019