Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.

"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"

by MrRusso March 7, 2022

Fresh Paint

1. The new coat of make-up a girl applies after runinging her first coat crying over some motherfucker she should of known was gonna cheat on her just from the fact she stole him from another girl (he cheated with her)

2. A brand new painting from an artist; they are either braging about there skill and rubbing it in, or they're trying to sell it for food money (they're not called starving artists for nothing)

1. Girl(on instigram): " Got dat fresh paint #freash paint #movingon #Icandobeter #he'sapeiceofshit #bitchbettercatchdeshands #whyme #plstakemeback

2. Artist: "I got some 'freash paint' if you're intrested"
Freind: "how about I pour you a bowl of cereal and you take that box of ramen noodles in the cupboard"
Artist: *threw tears* "thankyou"

by WHYMUSTYOUSTOPINEVERYDOORWAY August 18, 2017

Paint The Town

Go to all parties around the city. All night, all places.
Also a song by the girl group LOONA (Stan LOONA, ARTMS, Loossemble, Chuu and Yves guys!)

I'm going to Kaylee's party, then Jacob's, then Tylers. I'm going to paint the town!

by JoslvsLoona August 5, 2024

Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.

There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?

by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025

The paint

Another word for anywhere within the 3-point shooting line.

If someone is in the paint too long, they get a three-second-foul. “get out of the paint” - you say towards someone that hogs below the basket.

by blacksnake September 20, 2025