massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers

It’s easy to feel demoralized in a world where talent is hyper-visible. No matter how good you are at something, there’s a 13-year-old on YouTube who could totally own you at it.

"I thought I was good at piano until I saw that blindfolded squeaker playing Flight of the Bumblebee. It was totally The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers in full effect.

by Mrkermit January 31, 2022

Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl is 5’6
Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

by afromandan March 14, 2022

Anaheim Jungle City 13 Los 5150's

Anaheim Jungle City is a Hispanic turf gang located in the city of Anaheim. Its borders include the 91 freeway on the north, Harbor Blvd on the east, Romney Dr on the south, and Lombard Dr on the west. Anaheim Jungle City began in the early 80's and evolved from the gang that started in the 50's called "Chevy Chase". The name " Jungle City" was given to them by local authorities because it was known that this part of the city of Anaheim was considered the "Jungle" .

Oh shit those Vatos from Anaheim Jungle City 13 Los 5150's are still holding it down! Pocos pero Locos!!!

by anonymous September 9, 2020

the average 14-13 year old girl on discord

This type of girl uses "u","ur" and "r" for "are" also tries to be quirky by typing lIkE tHiS.
Also tries to get a boyfriend occasionally, but ends up not getting the boyfriend and they block her, and she doesn't know why when she literally said "ur so hot be my boyyyy omg I bet u r so pretty daddy *insert creepy emoji cause I'm on PC and i don't know how to enable emojis*" She's also a pick-me girl when at school or high school.

"Seriously, that girl is the average 14-13 year old girl on discord , She's just so.. creepy when she wants a boyfriend on discord."

by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS December 7, 2021

you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

when you do cool things in fallout new vegas

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021

4 7 8 9 13 17 39 666

if you have found this definition, then you're probably a bored superstitious person

4 7 8 9 13 17 39 666
Those are the lucky and unlucky numbers

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh September 2, 2021