In this day a wonderful, smart, brave, caring person was born. She can be whatever she wants and she is good at everything because she deserves it. She will be kind to you because kindness is her nature: so act like a good little shit. She is blessed with joy, love and success, and with her super cute ass.
WARNING: CAN BE SASSY IF THE PERSON WHO SHE IS SASSY TO DESERVES IT.
IRONIC IRONIC IRONIC
WARNING: CAN BE SASSY IF THE PERSON WHO SHE IS SASSY TO DESERVES IT.
IRONIC IRONIC IRONIC
by Ouranià September 5, 2020
Get the 11 april 2005mug. when a public figure blurts out the term "9/11" several times to the point where it becomes tourettes. Used recently by Jon Stewart on the "Daily Show".
Did you hear about Rudy? He has 9/11 touretttes.
Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11, because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11?
Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11, because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11?
by Patrickkkkkk October 11, 2007
Get the 9/11 touretttesmug. a person that isn't horrible just because they are 11
and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)
and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)
11 year old: hey! how are you.
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever
by heyyyhowyoudoing February 8, 2021
Get the 11 year oldmug. 2 handjobs spaced 17 minutes apart. Partial credit if she wears a burka. Full credit if you yell out 'Allah Akbar' when hitting the stride.
by Bradulf Pittler November 10, 2014
Get the The Old 9/11mug. A stranger dressed in a suit coat and top hat remained behind after a party. Neither host invited nor knew him.
Host 1: Excuse me, who are you?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
Host 1: What?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
The unknown man disappeared.
Host 2: Maxwell, call the cops.
Host 1: I don’t think they can help us.
Host 1: Excuse me, who are you?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
Host 1: What?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
The unknown man disappeared.
Host 2: Maxwell, call the cops.
Host 1: I don’t think they can help us.
by SkwidBoyTV November 1, 2020
Get the May 11, 2021mug. Best damn movie I've ever seen. Michael Moore is a genius. I don't care what people say about him. He is bringing the facts to everyone. Bush is a lying bastard that started a war for oil profits. BURN BUSH!
Michael Moore is my best friend!
by Karl Marx October 24, 2004
Get the Fahrenheit 9/11mug. by reeeee vs oof February 27, 2019
Get the was Apollo 11 fake?mug.