pulling a pete

Pulling a pete. Previously been known as "joining the bandwagon" and being in denial that you have, in fact, joined the bandwagon.

My neighbor the Lakers fan is "pulling a Pete" and acting like he is a die hard spurs fan because it is convenient at this time.

by theTRUEfan June 16, 2013

Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."

"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."

by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024

Pulling a Lithuanian

If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania

My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian

by MrsJake January 28, 2022

Pulling a Paul

Hitting your pregnant gf with a sack of russet potatoes in a Walmart to induce abortion then yelling “Luigi Time!”

I found out I was pregnant but he decided that pulling a Paul on me was the best way, problem solved.

by Luigitime February 22, 2024

pulling a Tomas

Appearing at a night out with friends and destroying the ambiance, getting thrown out of bars, making everyone wanna go back home or end up in trashy bars drink bad tequila without having fun. Common reasons for pulling a tomas include wearing a bad outfit, smelling like poop or spilling tomato sauce on dogs.

-Why are people leaving the party so early?
-Martina is pulling a tomas, she is giving a lecture on Bulgarian folk music, while people are dancing.

by Wowowowombats April 20, 2019

Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet

Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Death Menace February 14, 2023

Pull a Willis

Failure to complete a task to satisfaction by way of incompetency.

See also: screw up

Wow Britney Spears, you really did Pull a Willis with your career!

by Mike41 March 23, 2008