sex

when to people love each other very much...

I wanna have sex with you tonight

by SIMPly.eden March 15, 2021

sex

the thing thing that came directly after the wicked apple in the bible

“adam and eve were so wicked that they had sex right on earth after being banished from the holy garden”

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

barney sex

you are having sex with barney

"i love having barney sex"

by sussybakasussybadussy June 23, 2023

National Sex Day

OCTOBER 25 grab your men or woman or loved one!! and get it on for National Sex Day

jim: yo bro me and my girl havent gone at it in a while :(
tom: don’t worry jim that will change october 25!! For National Sex Day

by 7878 jim slim7878 October 20, 2019

Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: we are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

by S_00_S September 5, 2021

amogus sussy sex

when the imposter is having sex? 🤨

Kid talking through locked door: I saw dad watching something called amogus sussy sex. can you tell me what that is?
Mom: *moaning sounds*

by thehottestdaddy December 22, 2022

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014