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Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know
A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
by SAJEMA October 21, 2010
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Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.
1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.
by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017
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Pulling a Shane

When you agree for a game but pull out the day of the arrangement
I was looking forward to my game against Dan tonight, but he ended up pulling a Shane the morning of
by LoadedDice66 November 24, 2021
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Pulling a little brother

verb

Pulling a little brother is when someone is being very annoying and difficult to deal with, to the point that you want to physically hurt them
Person 1: did you see Azlan today?!
Person 2: yes! He was totally pulling a little brother
by SuperiorSibling August 7, 2019
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pulled a paul

the act of accidentally blowing up an infrared bulb and frightening the shit out of the classroom
Oh no! That middle eastern man just Pulled a Paul in the subway!
by megulisright January 11, 2018
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Pull a KuSh

To instantly hate, or reject, a former friendship.
Andrew: Hey man how you doing?
Samuel: Shut up
Andrew: Oh so you wanna be like that now?
Samuel: Don't pull a kush on me dude, I'm on the phone just talking to my girl right now.
by mckadoo November 28, 2013
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Pull A Simon

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.
Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.
by OGanalog March 31, 2018
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