"You can't have my parking spot, Mack. Why don't you go shit in your hat and pull it down over your ears."
by B-Max August 15, 2006
Get the shit in your hatmug. the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.
1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.
1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.
guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.
by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009
Get the shit shower shavemug. by thegame2 December 14, 2009
Get the dank ass shitmug. 1. From something good to something bad.
2. From famous, popular, successful, or useful to a has-been.
2. From famous, popular, successful, or useful to a has-been.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 13, 2007
Get the from sugar to shitmug. Weed often found in legends and story books. No one knows if it really exists, or if it is just a myth. According to the stories, one hit is enough to get you high. Some people tell of crazy things happening when they smoke one hit shit, however it i never known whether these stories are true.
by deee June 19, 2004
Get the one hit shitmug. A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.
Jake is Mike's best friend.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
by Lanky75 October 20, 2006
Get the shit or go blindmug. by Ol Dirt Dog May 11, 2010
Get the Lying Sack of Shitmug.