Jordan arrived home from work. He had gotten off a shift at the McDonald’s, and was anticipating the hot sex about to happen. Michelle looked up from the tv as he walked through the door. “Hey baby…” she said, and it was clear she was drunk. He took his chance. He picked her up, bridal-style, and carried her to the bedroom. He slowly undressed her first. She smirked, “You can’t wait.. Can you?” Jordan shook his head. Under her clothes, she was wearing a lacy bra and thin underwear. He took his clothes off too. She leaned forward, putting her mouth around his dick. She licked the base of the cock, slowly descending down. She sucked the tip of his cock, and slid her mouth up and down. He moaned, feeling the cum coming. He ejaculated, the cum spraying her face. “Aw… You already cummed? We just got started..” She sexily spread her legs. He couldn’t hold back anymore. He began to lick her vagina. It didn’t take too long for him to find her g-spot. She moaned, “F-Faster baby! Don’t s-stop!” He slid his hard dick into her wet pussy. They both cummed into each other. Michelle moaned louder and louder. Jordan, got horny as fuck and thirsty for more, slid her on top of himself. She cummed for the third and final time, and they fell asleep.
by SexiestAssBitch January 26, 2022
Get the Sexmug. Example #1:
A: Have you seen the game last night ?
B: yes, that slam Dank by Kobe In the second half was big sex!
Example #2:
A: bro your jacket is big sex, where you got that from ?
B: thanks man, I got it off grailed.
A: Have you seen the game last night ?
B: yes, that slam Dank by Kobe In the second half was big sex!
Example #2:
A: bro your jacket is big sex, where you got that from ?
B: thanks man, I got it off grailed.
by Bigsex666 December 1, 2021
Get the Big sexmug. The one being used in South Africa to try and force guys to get vaccines. Are there really a lot of oversexed husbands and significant others that would be at such a loss if the sex ended that they couldn't go on, and had to get a vaccine? Taking a stand does have a cost, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth a small sacrifice of a relationship with no sex if a guy really is determined not to get a vaccine, and not to let anyone push him into a line, including a female. You either stand or fall in line with the others.
If you've had any time in your life that you were celibate as a guy, you can think back to that, and even if it wasn't easy, you know you'll make it through because you have before. There might even be some good to come out of it, you won't know if you panic and say yes honey, I'll do whatever you want, I'll get an estrogen shot for you, just please don't stop fucking me (you can keep emasculating and pussifying me until you get your way). You don't have to get fucked to live, it's a luxury, not a necessity/requirement. If you want a life, you have to fight for it, otherwise you will keep falling in any line and wearing any covering the government or any other serious looking and sounding person tells you to without questioning them. They have stopped short of saying people should don a suit for nuclear holocaust to go outside, since people would know that was a silly thing to do, or order someone else to do. The no sex vaccine push by females shouldn't deter a committed guy from not getting a vaccine, and some guys will hopefully want to get one even less after they hear a female say that.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
Get the No sex vaccine pushmug. You are mostly likely here bc u are under 9 years old and you don’t know about sex yet or you’re just bored
by rainbowgorilla September 23, 2023
Get the Sexmug. Mum: U fat cunt why r u playing roblox, when i juswt bought u a 19 dollar sex card, and fortnite card, the man said who wants iiiy.. SHARE SAHRE
Son: mummy i am black
Son: mummy i am black
by LilBeanzyNigga65558 May 28, 2021
Get the 19 dollar sexmug. Joe: "DUDE I JUST HAD SEX LAST NIGHT OMGGGGGG IT WAS THE BEST EVERRR!!!!!"
James: "Uh huh."
Joe: "You're not even listeningggg to meeeeeeeeeeee~"
James: "Well Joe it's just that you are one out of millions who think they had mind-blowing sex, when in reality it was just sex. You're not special.
James: "Uh huh."
Joe: "You're not even listeningggg to meeeeeeeeeeee~"
James: "Well Joe it's just that you are one out of millions who think they had mind-blowing sex, when in reality it was just sex. You're not special.
by yodeleheehoo your mother April 18, 2022
Get the sexmug. Treesh sex is when no oral sex is involved & it’s straight down to business or oral sex is only given by one partner
by rabgafbanbbbhfsfsomashctpt April 1, 2019
Get the treesh sexmug.