Chona Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes one to be a shitty romantic partner or ex-partner.

I think my ex has Chona Syndrome, he won't leave me alone!

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Stockholm syndrome

a condition in which hostages develop a psychological bond with their captors during captivity

Nobody can save a Sanghi from their Stockholm syndrome

by Chiwa April 25, 2022

Melon Syndrome

Someone who is addicted to melons

Person 1: "I have melon syndrome"
Person 2: "For real! Watermelons are just so good."

by PilotJay95 April 25, 2022

Yozza Syndrome

Yozza syndrome: "being conventionally attractive and polite, yet having a personality so unstable and discomforting that the person cannot be liked by a girl for longer than a week. Than they either start hating him, or he becomes they figure of an older brother (if the past romantic interest lacks one)"

How did John spend that date with that cute girl he was talking about?
Dont get too excited. He has Yozza syndrome.

by Brzi April 26, 2022

Canaan syndrome

Canaan; a guy who has zero life, spends all day playing clash royale, and has zero girls.

I think you got the Canaan syndrome

by Adolf Hitler's aenpai April 29, 2022

Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.

"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"

by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022

Tangerine syndrome

Prolapsed anus

Mother fucker has a prolapsed anus!

AKA Tangerine syndrome

He's a tangerine syndrome

by Rage GC May 5, 2022