I like you too but just as a friend

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro

Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend

by sad little sock January 16, 2019

I can't do this with you right now.

The thing your friend says when he obviously lost the argument

Lucas Dude Cmon it's obvious.
Munir I can't do this with you right now.

by Fogabolt October 11, 2019

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

C R I N G E

An attack of odd feeling that make you want to just sit there and shake while trying to crush your own bones by shaking.

3 yr old girl's name in game: "kityysparklespretty11"
everyone who is mentally fit: c r i n g e a l e r t

by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.

Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

by L K-9 May 2, 2016

Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request

Can you allow us to comment on entries? I want to see the chaos the ensues

"Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request" That you would let us comment on entries so we can have fun, not in a sexual way, a fun way

by yolofomopokozoyorotoyokomolojo May 10, 2023

i am living in your walls 👺

i am living in your walls now. you should be scared. I AM IN YOUR WALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS

friend: ur bad at this game
you: i am living in your walls 👺

by capythany May 15, 2023