Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

by Cock gobling goblin' cock May 26, 2022

pull a danica

The act of having your cell phone accidentally fall out of your pocket while jumping up the stairs on one leg at school. This is funny but can be a worst case scenario if someone of higher authority is passing by at the same moment resulting in confiscation of your phone.

Principal: (Girl's name), please come up to the stage to accept your award.
Girl: *Hops up to stage on one leg* *Phone falls* Uh oh.
Vice Principal: Phone please.
Girl: *Surrenders phone*
Audience member: Man, she's cool. But dang, she just pulled a danica. Not cool, dude. Never pull a danica.

by laughing_angel9 May 29, 2009

Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021

pulling a spiral

spamming that one jiluka image on twitter dot com

twitter user 1: im gonna spam that jiluka image
twitter user: 2: are u seriously pulling a spiral???

by namipamiwami January 22, 2024

Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.

Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

pull a pesci

To stop a bull session abruptly and prosecute a thoughtcrime in an obnoxiously aggressive way, as was done by the character Joe Pesci played in the movie Casino.

(a bunch of people laughing and joking about something all tongue-in-cheek)
Aiden: (music stops) Whoa! Whoa! Steve, what the hell?

Steve: What?

Aiden: What the fuck you mean by that? You think it's FUNNY that Oscar Pistorius is missing his legs? You some kind of ableist hatemonger?
Steve: Huh? Dude, he killed his girlfriend, and we're all just kidding around, man. Cool it.
Aiden: Maybe we should cut YOUR legs off! Then we'll see how funny it is. You know what? You disgust me, you hateful piece of shit. You should kill yourself.
(everyone quietly gets their keys and goes home, leaving Aiden alone with his girlfriend Ella.)
Ella: Jesus Christ, Aiden. Why the hell do you always have to pull a Pesci every time I take you anywhere?
Aiden: I was bullied in high school.

by MrJeMrJeeves March 12, 2019

Pull-out value

Pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. Pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1.

Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20

dude 1: "Damn, Ms. Chandler thicker than a bitch"
dude 2: "Hmmm. I'd say her pull-out value is .09"

by K H I N G October 2, 2016