National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day

April 20th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger in a car, or even multiple gingers in a car at once

Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day! Let’s go for a drive!

by gingerlover64 April 20, 2023

National jay day

Post jay on ur story every October 3

It's national jay day

by anonymous October 3, 2023

National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people

Hey Eman, Happy national cuck day

by Yb12364 August 14, 2025

National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

On May 24 you must give your girl best friend/feminine best friend your hoodie to show how much you appreciate them

boy best friend: here’s my hoodie and happy
National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

girl best friend: thank you so much you’re the best friend a girl could ever ask for

by DabiXhawks<3 May 20, 2021

national Adrian popsicle day

A fat guy buys popsicles for everyone

I can’t wait for national Adrian popsicle day

by Hehsjbdysyx January 4, 2024