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Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,
Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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balls

"balls"
"balls haha"
by ballslololol August 15, 2022
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BALLS

The two or more things under a mans genitals
his balls couldn't fit in her mouth
by jiimmmyyyy January 10, 2022
mugGet the BALLSmug.

balls SMP discord server

a very cancerous discord server ran by some big shot twitter artist, well known for very outlandish and edgy humor. it is also home to one of the worst fucking GIF of all time.
Person 1: "Hey did you see that gif of crazy-dave's ass twerking?"
Person 2: "In the balls SMP discord server? Yeah, it's disgusting, you can literally see his balls."
by MLIATwist December 29, 2021
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Cotton balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house
by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019
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Nerd Ball

Official Rules Of Nerd-Ball

(game was made by a group of Individuals in the youth)
1) The objective of the game is to be the last man standing

2) use your hand to hit the cue-ball (white one) trying to get the 8-ball (black one) in any one of the pockets

3) if you hit the cue-ball in the pocket before the 8-ball goes in your out

4) if the person in front of you gets the 8-ball in the pocket your out and wait until the game is over

5) on the serve you have 3 attempts to hit the ball if unable to do so, your out

6) if on the serve you manage to hit both balls in at the same time your out, This move is further known as the Katalynn

7) if any of the 2 balls in play go off the table your out (unless it’s a serve)

8) After someone gets out the person behind them go to serve the ball

9) if the 8-ball stops moving before you hit the ball your out

10) when the person hits the ball their turn is over and the person behind them is up

11) Once a game has started no one can join in late

12) Alliances are allowed

13) If you're not competitive it's not the game for you maybe play SPLONG
by Mason Wolfe December 30, 2021
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Balls

Larry-"damn.. i'm really tryna gobble on Jamal's balls" that one kid ease droppin "Dude... what the actual fuck?"
by GIMME DEM BUMBA CLASH June 18, 2023
mugGet the Ballsmug.

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