1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
Get the Jocks my cockmug. The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022
Get the Cock gogglesmug. 
Quote by Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 refering to the sexual practice of touching a different cock every day.
by Mr.VOfficial June 5, 2023
Get the The Year of the Cockmug. The best tool creating by the blacksmith saymon singleton where he made a metal cock which evolution gave the superior species real cocks.
by Miistake1 April 14, 2022
Get the cockmug. • Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
Get the Cock of Disappointment (Cod)mug. by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021
Get the Black cock in the assmug.