national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

National give your gf your hoodie

Gf : - gimme your hoodie

Bf: - why ?
Gf : - bc today is national give me your hoodie day !

Bf : ok

Gimme your hoodie !

Why ?

Today is national give your gf your hoodie

by Alamiyaj October 13, 2021

National be a dick Day

It whenever you be a dick all day

Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day

by Steve dumb April 16, 2021

National Kroniz Day

On July 26th we serve this as a purpose in the day. We celebrate the weird Discord User "kroniz_" for their good work at being weird.

They celebrated National Kroniz Day but they didn't eat any cake.

by kroniz_ September 2, 2023

National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)

It's national pizza day

by anonymous September 4, 2021

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020