Girl 1: I can't wait to visit the Isle of Elba!
Girl 2: Don't you mean the Isle O' Cock and Balls?
Girl 1: Ah yes I love the Isle O' Cock and Balls!
Girl 2: Don't you mean the Isle O' Cock and Balls?
Girl 1: Ah yes I love the Isle O' Cock and Balls!
by Isle o' Cock and Balls February 23, 2022
Get the Isle O' Cock and Ballsmug. • Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
Get the Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)mug. When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017
Get the Irish Corned Cockmug. by zombie vagina July 12, 2018
Get the knock your cock offmug. by Tom100000 March 9, 2023
Get the Holbrook cockmug. The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023
Get the Cock Swipemug. by therapuked May 19, 2015
Get the cock chokedmug.