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National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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National sex day

Is on the January 1st cause we all know that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been kissing for new years for them single people asks someone
Today is National sex day ? you down 😏
by that_1_cutie December 31, 2019
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National Ass Pic Day

Always held on October 24, NAPD is when you send your partner a photo of your butt. NAPD is a derivative of NTPD (National Titty Pic Day) which is held June 21st.
Partner 1: Hey babe it’s National Ass Pic Day today.
Partner 2: Ohh you’re right, hold on give me a minute.
by Johnnyboi9393938 October 24, 2022
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National Aristoarchy

It is a philosophical thought based on an organic society led by a hierarchical sovereignty of the best.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
National Aristoarchy is truly a metaphysical type of state, where the sovereign is guided by spiritual power and virtue.
by tradical September 7, 2022
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National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.
Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”
by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020
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National Tamia Day

National Tamia Day is actually celebrated 365 days of the year. Tamia is the best so we celebrate her all the time.
I can’t wait to celebrate National Tamia Day, her pussy smells good
by NationalYkWhoDay June 10, 2022
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National Send A Titty Picture Day

The day where the female of any choice is obligated to send a picture of her titties. This date is on December 4th.
“baee it’s National Send A Titty Picture Day you already know the deal 😈🙏.”
by that really nigga December 3, 2022
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