knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

cock rocket

1) stupidly small motorcycles that go fast owned by men with small dicks
2) penis so filled with cum it might explode at any given second

“dude, we rode that cock rocket so fast we astrally projected” (both definitions apply)

by ilikemymind August 26, 2022

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 29, 2020

jibbly cock

A desease in which your penis slowly shrinks to nothing.

Jay moore has the worst case of jibbly cock ever. I think his penis is inverted. Shrinking penis

by Scorpio66699 October 19, 2013

Cock

In modern slang, another way to say the word "cool"

"Hey man! That wasn't very cock of you!"
"Ah, yeah, my bad bro."

by 4LPH4B3T April 29, 2022

Mia cocks

A girl with blond curley hair. She is very nice and she flinches every time I move 😀

This is My bestie mia cocks

by ._._._._._._._._._.._ May 13, 2021

Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.

"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024