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Cock

Meaning 1: Commonly referred to as 'Cock', roosters fertilize eggs and make obnoxious noises at five fucking o'clock in the goddamn morning

Meaning 2: You all know this one - it is also referred to as Penis, Doodle, Willy, Dick or 'that thing with the white creamy stuff'.
1: The cock woke me up AGAIN! Can we sell him? OR EAT HIM!!!

2: Your cock is so long, I work on mine every day but I cannot do anything to make it bigger. Also, what is the milk that my wife seems to love drinking after she rubs my cock into a glass?
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Cock hole

Is a slang name for Ukrainian man. Consonant with the term "hohol" (in english translation - "crest"), similar to a medieval Turkish haircut in the form of a single braid on a bald head.
A typical question for a Ukrainian bot pretending to be a foreigner: are you cock hole?
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Clap Cock

Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.
I knew in advance that my date wasn’t gonna put out so I said fuck it and gave myself clap cock.
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