Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025

pulled a lindon

when you do something an annoying lindoning person would do or if a tasteless, unfunny cunt is ended or dragged

BriarGuy: I took a shit so big I clogged the toilet
Dicki: OMG you pulled a lindon

by StupidlySexyBriarGuy May 10, 2025

Pull a Monaco

(Verb) The act of making a mistake so grotesque it becomes funny.

1) Thanks man for stopping me with that girl last night, i was so drunk and she was ugly. I was about to Pull a Monaco.

2) I need to get some sleep last night before my test so i dont Pull a Monaco.

3) Yup, poor bastard burnt his house down when he left the gas on. What a way to Pull a Monaco.

by Economator87 October 28, 2010

to pull a krislin

To make a man make you the first priority in his life; still applies if he has a significant other.

"Hey Blakelyn, why aren't you hanging out with Matt?"
"Oh, you know, Emma had to pull a Krislin. He's hanging out with her now."

by Fish Fingers and Custard November 24, 2013

Pulled your tarot

Revealing your tarot reading.

She just pulled your tarot and looked at you like you were supposed to be impressed.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2021

pulling a scooby

the act of charging at someone with the intention of biting and ripping off your hand for their own enjoyment

help this mans pulling a scooby

by gingers are bad March 24, 2020

pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024