National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea

national tostito day, yum

by hailey loves you June 27, 2020

national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013

National send a titty pic day

April 10th is national send a titty pic day

"hey it's April 10th, national send a titty pic day wyd"

by Flattop April 10, 2022

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

on april 13th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day.

SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.

by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018

national be weird day

On January 24is be weird day.So be weird people LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE! Well just be as weird as u like. You can kiss ur bff be awesome and weird

Ava:its National be weird day
Bff:EVERYONE BE WEIRD!

by Bagelwithcreamcheese November 2, 2019

National Call Toby Silly Day

If you see Toby From the Kaiju Paradise Server you need to call him silly
This is the silliest day fr

You: hi toby

Toby: meow

You: you are silly toby

Toby: meow

you just called toby silly

thats how National Call Toby Silly Day works

by TheTeaSmoker May 19, 2023