A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
Get the Cockness Monstermug. Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox
by ChronicYouthbitch97 December 24, 2022
Get the Bobby cockmug. When a girl is giving head and won't shut the fuck up - thus making her talking with her mouth full of dick
I didn't know Jordan was a cock rambler until she started telling me her life story with my dick in her mouth.
by S Mill June 6, 2015
Get the Cock Ramblermug. Originated from the name vincent van gogh (gogh pronounced as khok). Means between the lines of “suck my dick” and “fucking ‘til sunrise”
1
-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock
2
- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock
-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock
2
- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock
by qwerty kiv November 18, 2020
Get the Vincent my cockmug. What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.
by 7568ino November 3, 2023
Get the shooting blood from your cockmug. by Cock-Gobbler445 December 15, 2022
Get the Cockmug.