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The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

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by yufgawf December 28, 2023

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by GYM2Quick January 20, 2024

Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.

"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"

by gl;on May 4, 2021

cock tag

when you and your homie are playing tag with you cock and to tag them you have to fuck them in the ass

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by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.

"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"

by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017

shit cocked

When a cock shits

Oh, fuck i just shit cocked

by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017

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basically it means like fuck me. idk how just stop reading, get that into your head and go

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by dingdongdoorditchh November 19, 2022