brave straight man

A heterosexual male who is secure enough in his sexuality that he enjoys wearing somewhat flamboyant clothes and in good taste and is either not afraid of being called gay or doesn't care.

Wow, Stephanies boyfriend was wearing a pink shirt that had a embroidered flowers on it. Now thats a brave straight man.

by yeah...real men wear pink March 18, 2013

Pizza Man Jones

The greatest Pizza Man in all of history.

I wish I could fuck Pizza Man Jones right now, he keeps himself AND thee pizza hot!

by a name 44 July 1, 2018

man-milk-muncher

A person who munches man-milk, or in other words, swallows cum. It can be a male or female, but is usually used to define a gay man.

Did you see that guy?? He was totally a man-milk-muncher!

by SOMEBODYOTHERTHANMEMEME August 9, 2009

man naked dance

the naked dance is performed by a male spouse when trying to engage in sexual activities with female spouse

He performed his man naked dance

by seren2468 November 14, 2013

one man bukake

An act of masturbation where the semen is landed on one's own face.

Gee, I gave my boyfriend a hand-job last nite, and his semen is squirted to his own face and he licked 'em off. It's like watching one man bukake!

by Wild Card April 22, 2006

Mega Man 2

Mega Man 2 is the best mega man game ever with awesome badass robot master to defeat and mother fucking metal man!!!

Mega man 2 is soooo much better than mega man x and anyone who says diffferently is probably not real.

sex attractive male- Hey have you ever played mega man 2 its awesome

lanky strange male- No all i have is mega man x.... my life sucks

by johnsen, oakes July 4, 2011

Old Man River

Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.

"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."

"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."

"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"

by J3Insider November 4, 2011