Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...
Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
by coyuyo September 01, 2015
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ideal ass law

A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.
Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"

Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"
by Onandonandomnom December 08, 2021
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Faggot Ass Bitchboy

The ultimate insult in a roast battle, will guarantee to make their heart poundjng and start stuttering on their words!
Jimmy: I bet yo dick mad small boy
DeMarcus: Ew Wtf? Nigga why you such a Faggot Ass Bitchboy bruh?
Jimmy: *dies of fucking cardiac arrest*
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER April 24, 2022
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my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb
mom my ass is numb
by Man is man December 08, 2020
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squidward lookin ass

A guy that looks like he put a dick on his face and he ugly af
U lil squidward lookin ass
by my dick in your mouth bitch November 28, 2018
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Chips ass nigga

A physical trait describing a very weak and fragile individual like chips. A chips ass nigga lacks the strength to defend himself and is typically attributed to someone who ain't about that life.
Tyrone: Yo Jayquan, how tall is you?
Jayquan: 6"4
Tyrone: Can you dunk?
Jayquan: naaaah.
Tyrone: Damn, youz a chips ass nigga!!!
by RealNiggaPete November 26, 2014
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rapcaviar ass nigga

Someone who only listens to the RapCaviar playlist on spotify and/or only basic rappers and has some of the most npc music takes
Person 1: Underground rap is so weird, its underground for a reason.

Person 2: You only listen to King Von and Lil Durk you rapcaviar ass nigga
by i am not actually okay June 12, 2023
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