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Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Black Cock

huge cock with a bad personality. A nice white cock will probably treat you better but what do i know
Timmy:Mom this guy has a huuuge black cock and he is very bad
Mom: He is bad Timmy you should find a smaller white cock to toy with
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cock sock

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."
by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016
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cock

by jugg messiah June 24, 2024
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Cock

A long stick that is made to penetrate a pussy, mouth and that big jiggly ass
by Dip dick 123 December 20, 2019
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Cock sniper

Someone who not only enjoys. But gives bomb ass head by getting into position on their stomach, arms holding up the recipient's leg while performing fallatio. Usually referring to a gay guy.
He gives amazing head, hes a cock sniper.
by UncutN909 December 14, 2023
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Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.
Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed
by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022
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