Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.

That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

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Hot summer ass

Another way to say "swamp ass."

(A lot funnier because of its ambiguity. HOT summer ass *or* HOT SUMMER ass *or* hot SUMMER ASS.)

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All lume lotions smell like ass
Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2021
Scent: Clean Tangerine

Lume smells like hot summer ass. Every last one of them. I don't understand how this helps anyone. If lume actually smells better than your own body odor, you need to see a Dr STAT!!!!!!!

by Leib Gershon September 23, 2021

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Hot Mayo

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).

Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..

by Jacob53 April 16, 2019

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Hot-Fudge Sundae

When a man ejaculates in a persons ass and the receiving person shits on the dick at the same time. The man then pulls his dick out with the tip popping out of the semen and shit resembling a cherry, creating a Hot-Fudge Sundae.

Wyatt gave a Chad a dirty Hot-Fudge Sundae

by Hot Fudge Sundayze October 1, 2025

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