Pimple cock

If your name is Zachary Reynolds, you’ve got one

Hey guys, it’s Zach Reynolds and I have a pimply peepee

Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)

by Kkkooper November 19, 2018

Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.

Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"

by Songyy July 23, 2023

cock pants

when your cock is so long, it goes down your pants

i have a cock pants all the time.

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

cock sniffing fetish

When a girl or guy wants to sniff your cock to turn them on

“I wanna sniff Aaron’s cock so bad, it turns me on so bad I think I have a cock sniffing fetish”

by Superdude917 July 05, 2023

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 15, 2023

Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick

Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.

by Blue Coconut September 11, 2023

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019